Fear the Turtle
when a woman realizes halfway through v-g-n-l s-x that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the s-x has been vastly reduced by her fear of cr-pping the bed.
“i had to ask jeff to stop scr-w-ng me because i fear the turtle. i got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed to finish.”
fear the turtle is what a woman experiences when she realizes halfway through v-g-n-l intercourse that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the s-x has been superseded by her fear of cr-pping the bed.
dan savage. “savage love by dan savage – columns – savage love –” the stranger. retrieved march 19, 2011.
“sue had to ask drew to stop f-cking her because she feared the turtle. she got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed, and no longer feared the turtle.”
fear the turtle
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