Feast of Essence
holiday created in 2000 to celebrate the washing away of the past year’s dissapointments. celebrated on the last weekend of july.
usually involves doing whatever and individual wants to do to have a kick -ss time to shed his/her dissapointments. must involve consuming a large quant-ty of food on the sat-rday night.
as of 2004 the holiday has been celebrated by people in canada, uk, j-pan and colombia.
“its the last weekend in july, happy feast of essence!”
“what are you doing for feast? i’m planning on getting liqoured up, painting myself hot pink and running down the street!”
“what did you do for feast last year? i ate heartily and well, took in some fireworks, crashed a wedding and ate 3 tubs of ice cream!”
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