feastiality


the prolific consumption of tasty food and drink. episodes of feastiality may be followed by bouts of the plops.
dean: “man, i’m hungry! what’re you saying? are you ready to eat?”

jason: “i’m down for something really tasty. let’s hook up some feastiality!”
the process of having s-xual relations with food
john loved to look at feastiality p-rn.
the s-xual encounter with any food items. most commonly hot pockets
pr0t: im gonna cook a hotpocket
pr0t: then %$#@ it.

bob: pr0t is into feastiality guys!

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