Feather Merchant
in popular jargon of the us marine corps:
a. a person who rarely exhibits effort and/or responsibility and lets others do all the work; a loafer, slacker, dope-off, weasel; shirker, screw off, malingerer.
b. a person -ssigned to a comfortable job relative to others in his unit;
c. a short person or a person of slight stature or build;
d. a term sometime used to refer to civilian employees of the department of defense or a government contractor.
private smith: have you seen private jones lately?
corporal hard-ss: nope, he’s disappeared from work detail again today but when i catch up with our resident feather merchant, i’m gonna knock him on his -ss.
a feather merchant is a h-m-s-xual most often a really ugly or r-t-rded person or animal. (or something else)
what the h-ll are you doing you f-cking feather merchant!
a r-t-rded person that is also a h-m-s-xual and is extremely ugly and fat.
you feather merchant
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