february 14
valentine’s day, the day where you either are forced to write a corny letter/poem or think of that day you got rejected by your lover……or think about you srsly need to get a freaking girlfriend naow!
:::february 14:::
boyfriend: look here’s a poem for you (that i found online)
love!
love can be red, like the intense heat of a p-ssionate kiss
…..the color of sweetness
…..the color of strawberries
love can be blue, like the comfort we take in a pair of denim jeans
…..the color of strength
…..the color of perfect skies
love can be yellow, bright and warm like the morning sun
…..like the sounds of laughters of children on the merry-go-round
…..like the sounds of fun from the boys flying kites in the open
fields
love can be green, peaceful and serene i can hear your heart beats
…..it is the feeling of a loving hand that touch a grieving heart
…..it is the whispering of trusting words to a distressing soul
love can be orange, the loudness of it can drive you up a wall
…..it can drive you to sing like n-body is listening
…..it can drive you to dance like n-body is watching
love can be purple, the courage we need to love bravely and unselfishly
…..the moment i first kiss you i know that i am not afraid to risk involvement …..the day the declaration of your love for me was made known to the world
girlfriend: you found this online!!
boyfriend: oh fu- -runs-
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