fecal afterbirth
the large amount of sh-t still adhered to your -sscrack or what may seep out after taking a m-ssive dump, even though you were sure you sufficiently wiped to cleanliness.
this condition is noticed when you all the sudden feel m-ssively crusty down there, and usually means you must re-enter the bathroom to tidy up.
boss: “why did you go to the bathroom again? you were just in there for 20 minutes.”
you: “sorry boss, i had a bad case of fecal afterbirth”
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