Fecal Alcohol Syndrome
fecal alcohol syndrome is the “scientificated” term for a phenominon usually referred to as the “beer sh-t.”
a beer sh-t is the unique bowel movement one experiences after a night of heavy drinking.
this term is cheeky because it sounds sort of like “fetal alcohol syndrome” which is a tragic condition indicative of a pregnant mother’s consumption of alcohol during pregnancy.
hey jen, ann…i’d stay out of the bathroom last night. we drank a case of high life light and i have the world’s worst case of fecal alcohol syndrome.
gastrointestinal ailment that arrises from a night of heavy drinking.
q: why was chad late for work?
a: he has fecal alcohol syndrome (he sh-t his pants on the way to work because he drank way too much last night).
simply defining the action of “beer sh-ts:” a phenomenon occurring when one drinks far to much of an alcoholic substance and discharges m-ss quant-ties of fecal matter.
” hey friend, whilst celebrating the holiday season i indulged in far to much of the devils nectar; now i have fecal alcohol syndrome.”
the state of being sh-t-faced.
“after too many drinks she was suffering from fecal alcohol syndrome.”
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