fecal footprint
/ˈfikəl ˈfʊtˌprɪnt/ —noun
the residual impression a bowel movement leaves in the toilet after one has flushed one or more times; also known as track marks or skid marks. the severity of the stain is directly related to the number of flushes required to visibly remove it.
this all-you-can-eat seafood buffet is already giving me cramps. i hope the next time i drop my mud, it doesn’t leave a big ol’ fecal footprint for the maid when she comes tomorrow.
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