fecal hair
a “hipster” beard. scientific evidence has proven that large quant-ties of fecal matter “sh-t” lives in the highly groom facial hair of so-called “hipsters”. the m-ssive amount of sh-t particles in said fecal hair is a direct result of “male” hipsters constantly touching their bearded faces with unclean hands. it is also a known fact that “hipsters” are too “cool” to wash their hands after taking a dump, or after peeing, as they always feel the need to sit when they go to the bathroom, like the p-ss-es they strive to be. a secondary cause for large quant-ties of sh-t or b-tt nuggets embedded within their fecal hair, is the fact that most hipsters will suck an occasional c-ck, therefore their beards come (no pun intended) in direct contact with the -n-s of the suckee.
look at that f-cking clown’s beard…yeah, that is some serious fecal hair.
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