fecal lucidity
the ability to concentrate that is regained upon moving one’s bowels.
jim got home from work to cindy’s litany of how badly the kids were behaving, but fortunately for them, they were in luck. jim could not concentrate on a single word with the turtle head poking out. once he was done dumping he achieved a level of unmatched fecal lucidity.
“so,” sighed jim deeply, walking out of the bathroom, “anything interesting happen today?”
a moment of clarity followed by the realization of just how sh-tty a given situation truly is. commonly follows the act of undertaking a task, usually work related, and once fecal lucidity is achieved it is punctuated by the phrase “oh, f-ck!”, “f-ck me!”, or “sh-tty sh-t shat!”
when tim was -ssigned the task of recording company account spenditures he was elated but after going through expense reports and other financial records he had a moment of fecal lucidity, screamed “f-ck me!”, and ran to the closest bar to get blotto.
clarity, especially mental clarity, that one is completely and totally wallowing in sh-t.
“i’ve been working on a project for my boss all week and last night i had a moment of fecal lucidity . everyone around me is stupid and has their head up their -ss!” -me
clarity, especially mental clarity, that one is completely and totally wallowing in sh-t.
“i’ve been working on a project for my boss all week and last night i had a moment of fecal lucidity. there is no f-cking way i will be able to complete it by the deadline because i have no clue what i am doing!” -me
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