Fecal Rampage


the act in which a person (usually a man) strips naked and defecates on his hands; smearing it on his enemy’s house or apartment door.

he then uses a lighter or match to light said door on fire, followed by intense babbling and other odd behavior. the person also usually claims to be a supernatural being, such as the devil incarnate or the candle-like character lumiere from beauty & the beast.

the rampage is incomplete if he flees the scene or puts his clothes back on, seeing as how this would const-tute a simple ‘fecal fire’.
did you hear about rob? his girl stole his cell phone so he went on a fecal rampage over at her apartment. set her door on fire and the cops found him naked and covered in his own sh-t.

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