Fecal Scale
the official scale of fecal size and weight.
p-ss load
– the smallest amount. equivalent to the size of a p-ss sample for a p-ss test. it requires 1 nurse telling you to p-ss in a cup to make a p-ss load
p-ss ton
– a very small/small amount. it requires 2 p-ss loads to make a p-ss ton.
cr-p load
– this is a small amount. it requires 4 p-ss tons to make a cr-p load
cr-p ton
– this is a small/medium amount. it requires 3 cr-p loads to make a cr-p ton.
sh-t load
– the sh-t load is one of the most often used terms and a very common amount. often referred to as “a load of sh-t”. it requires 2 cr-p tons to make a sh-t load.
sh-t ton
– this is the maximum amount of sh-t you can express in one sentence. it requires 3 sh-t loads to make a sh-t ton.
f-ck load
– the source of the size “large”. it requires 2 sh-t tons to make a f-ck load
f-ck ton
– the ultimate of the fecal scale. it takes 3 f-ck loads to equal a f-ck ton.
-caution- it is illegal to include two f-ck tons in the same scenario, the amount of m-ss created would collapse into itself and create a black hole and swallow the planet, and possibly the galaxy. -caution-
“brian – jordan, that is not safe, you already have 1 f-ck ton, 2 f-ck loads and a sh-t ton!! stop before we all die!!
jordan – just one more cr-p load!! according to the fecal scale it is safe!!”
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