fecal surprise
the shocking horror that awaits you in a restroom stall aka -ssplosion aka phantom sh-t.
having feces left in, on, and/or around the toilet bowl, the floor, the walls, the faucet, the sink, the mirror, the toilet paper dispenser, inside the soft soap dispenser, etc.
wow you look horrible.
yeah i just got out of the john and some sick f-ck left me a fecal surprise.
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