fecal torpedo
a violent sh-t that rockets out of the -ss at a very high rate of speed.
jim: the stupid dog i was pet sitting swallowed a sock.
steve: really? what happened?
jim: i took him to the vet and just before they were going to operate he sh-t the sock out at super speed.
steve: like a fecal torpedo?
jim: exactly.
rob: how was lunch at the chinese/indian buffet place?
lou: it was ok but half an hour later i had a fecal torpedo in stall #2
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