federalphile


any ‘career’ politician, government worker in charge of
distribution of and/or collection of fines or persons with
zealous aspirations to control the behavior of the public at
large’s behavior for the sake of personal gratification in the
guise of “serving the public’s best interest”.
biker dude, “sh-t. i just got another ticket for going 10mph
over. i’m tired of these federalphiles raping my wallet!”

non-custodial child support payer, “dshs just upped my
support another $50 a month… now i have to sell the car
and find a ‘beater-commuter car’.”
friend, “yeah, those federalphiles at the state capitol are
nothing but a bunch of federalphiles!”

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