Feed the cat
another way of saying i’m going home to have a session.
cakes: i have to go home to feed the cat!
vic: you need to lay off the 6 paper joints!
an electro/dubstep/edm mixtape by ephixa showcasing multiple monstercat label songs. usually around 30 minutes to an hour long.
feed the cat mixtape – 60 minutes of electro dubstep and edm from monstercat – mixed by ephixa – youtube
to have s-xual intercourse with a woman.
-guys i’m going to run, got to go “feed the cat”.
-dude you don’t have a cat.
-no but my girlfriend has a p-ssy and it’s hungry…
a phrase used in place of vomiting.
she got so drunk, she was feeding the cats all night.
using feeding the cats as an excuse to leave and go m-st-rb-t- at home
hey ummm guys i gotta go home and feed the cats
an excuse used in mixed company when you want to leave and have a bowel movement in your own toilet.
sorry guys i would love to stay and talk but i have to go home and feed the cat.
female masturbation.
– brb gotta feed the cat.
– back, my hands smell like fish now.
– do your cats like fish?
– no i… never mind.
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