feed the geese
v: the act of masturbating.
oh, i really had to feed the geese this morning!
to m-st-rb-t-, when done right looks like your feeding geese. also known as rubbing one out, punching the clown, relieving stress or jackin’ it.
i feed the geese at least once a day, gotta make sure i don’t have e.d.
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