to solve two problems with a single action. the phrase was created to be a less violent version of “kill two birds with one stone.”
i needed to run some errands but i also wanted to catch up with melissa. i decided to feed two dogs with one bone and i asked melissa to come with me.
- Feeling Small
when a boy, usually in p-b-rty, feels like he has a small p-n-s. this is usually caused by the boys locker room or awkward moments at camp. boy 1: “ugh! i am feeling small today.” boy 2: “why?” boy 1: “because after gym, in the locker room, i saw henry’s d-ck and it was huge. […]
a sick news service for summarized news coming in september 2012 dude, did you check out the updates on quimmer yet? – spelling represents a combination of quick and skimmer part of speech: 1) verb: – definition: to flip through pages in a book or scroll down a list. – frequency of use: high 2) […]
- Quimmerson Love Gun
a variation of the famous one in the pink and two in the stink routine because the thumb plays the one-string banjo at the same time i gave the missus a quimmerson love gun last night and i made her c-m so hard she almost had an aneurysm !
the crusty pieces of discharge that are found on a females longer pubic hairs at the v-g-n-‘s opening after a long days work. often used as a derogatory insult. also known as c-nt boggies. “oh no henry, i’ve got quimmets again! my hairs are all matted” “george, you’re a big stupid juicy quimmet!” 1)a p-ssy […]
- Quim monkey
a complete tw-t. someone who takes three pairs of skis on a skiing weekend. an annoying and incompetent manager why won’t he just get to the point – he’s such a quim monkey!