Feeding my dog


excuse used to get out of conversations with creepers/boring people/your family while on the phone, computer, and originally by morse code.
“m’lady, could i escort you to the grand opening of the traveling human bodies exhibition this sunday afternoon?”
“i’ll be feeding my dog.”

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