feeding the ducks
masturbating, usually to internet pr0n.
aaron said brb, then proceeded to feed the ducks.
pulling your plonker with emphasis on the forward stroke.
stuart: “i caught joey having a w-nk on the couch last night.”
jeff: “was he spanking the monkey or feeding the ducks”
usually a male s-xually pleasuring yourself. can be done alone, or in the company of others. also can be done with the help of others.
phil said that he had to leave early to go home for dinner, but i found out later that he just went over to stevos to feed the ducks.
several news reports indicate that thailand may lead the world in p-n-s slashings, often over disputes about the common custom of men having a second wife. the act is colloquially referred to as “feeding the ducks” because that is apparently a common way of getting rid of the evidence.
the second wife was jealous of the affection the husband gave to the first wife. she spoke often of feeding the ducks. the woman severed her husbands p-n-s in the night. the ducks looked well fed.
a term for… one-somes… popular with people who have access to pr0n.
phil said he’d be right back, but we all know he was feeding the ducks.
jerkin’ your sh-t to internet pr-n, or having your sh-t jerked by someone else.
aaron and phil said ‘brb’ at the same time, so it was obvious they were feeding each other’s ducks.
the act of cutting off the p-n-s
if you’re not careful i’ll go feed the ducks
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