feelin’ the bern
a moment of weakness when you haven’t been laid in a while, and your tinder date turns out to be a liberal and she won’t shut up about bernie sanders and income equality. seconds after you nut inside her later that night, she goes into your wallet and takes whatever cash you have to pay for her student loans.
after not feeling the inside of a woman for more than a month, ken swiped left until he found a willing sloot, now he’s feelin’ the bern and can’t afford a cup of coffee.
a moment of weakness when you haven’t been laid in a while, and your tinder date turns out to be a liberal and she won’t shut up about bernie sanders and income equality. seconds after you nut inside her later that night, she goes into your wallet and takes whatever cash you have to pay for her student loans.
after not feeling the inside of a woman for more than a month, ken swiped left all night until he found a willing sloot, now he’s feelin’ the bern and can’t afford a cup of coffee.
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