Feemster
a feemster is one person in a group of overweight and obnoxious people. they are known to talk at extraordinary high decibels and snort like pigs; often interrupting others with nonsense. they are generally unreliable and make up excuses to try to cover their own. spending time with a feemster is a overwhelming experience; you often feel as though you are at the petting zoo, playing with hyenas.
feemster is also used as a verb to describe the act of duping and confusing someone, or royally scr-w-ng them over.
example #1
girl: “wow, you look like sh-t, what happened?”
guy: “i just got feemstered.”
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