swiss german for “f-ck you”
often heard in zurich
obviously used in anger
“diin hanf isch schlacht schysse”
“eey, fegg dii mann!!”
your weed is bad sh-t
hey f-ck you man!!
—-i am just learning swiss german so the sh-t i wrote up there might not be eactly right so feel free to correct me if you speak swiss german—–
1.) the norwegian national dress, worn by men. 2.) a word just generally used to insult someone or something lloyd: look out guys, i’m going to fart! —–rude rasp——– hannah: arrrghghhhhghhhh!!!!!!!!! josh: lloyd you’re such a sodding bunard!!!
- stinky flute
performing felatio on a dude while he is seated on the toilet. as the man deficates, an odor arises from the toilet and the person performing the felatio appears to be playing a stinky flute. he was so desperate to blow me, he couldnt wait for me to get done sh-tting. he totally gave me […]
- Gay Meter
a tool invented by an unknown scientest that reads how gay a person is. it is measured in fruit baskets and when it reaches 50 then you will be haunted by liberachi. if it doesn’t read anything than we should party. you: yo man get away from me my gay meter is reading 65. mike:i […]
- looking peared
saying someone isnt particularly attractive and looks lke god did something wroung while making them ‘d-mn!! that girl is looking peared!’ meaning ‘that girl is sooo goddam ugly’
a person who fears nerds. charlie was diagnosed with nerdophobia. he breaks into a cold sweat when he sees someone wearing a pocket protector.