felandoed
fe-lan-doed
-verb
1. the hopeless sense that one feels when his/her expectations have been defied.-
-also, in some instances, this can be applied to the feeling that one gets when a lecture seems to be over but isn’t.
1. “wait, cl-ss isn’t over??? i just got felandoed!”
2. “she’s a man? i just thought she had a deep voice! i just got felandoed!”
3. “a death so sudden, she was doing so well. it is a shame that the local pit bull was faster than she. felandoed!”
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