when two people are being -ssholes
his felatism is g-y
- presto mundo
accomplishing a task as if done by magic. jack: there’s so much paperwork to do. jill: just let me at it and presto mundo.
- sailor time
when you ask someone such as your friend if it is ok to curse at that time lauren: ugh!!! sailor time? samantha: yup lauren: &$?@/?6?7!062)!!
- kira girard
mother of amazing dancer kalani hilliker. has been involved in some illegal activities. will actually cut you if you talk sh-t about her kid. chucks water bottles at people when fl-stered. kira girard wasn’t having dance mom jessab-tch’s sh-t last night.
- water wart
when you tuck your meat stick upward into your waistband and only the tip peeks out from the top, this is a water wart. hey guys, wanna see my water wart.
a defect of the eye in which a person looks appealing and fit from a distance but upon closer view becomes less attractive. wow that girl got a fat -ss …wait, no she don’t, it looks like a bag of rice puddin’ up close. d-mn distancelexia!