felching lesbians
a crude turn of phrase used to signify the extraordinary unlikelihood that something will occur. it can also be used to describe something that is taboo, disgusting, or oxymoron-ic.
the chances of getting your ncaa tournament bracket 100% correct is like f-lch-ng lesbians – it just doesn’t happen (although technically, it could).
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