Feldman Equation
a complex formula for determining the optimum level of window-opening required in an office.
x = (3.4 i/t) + (d/3) / wy
x = amount of window-opening required
i = irritation caused to colleagues by window-opening, measured in furyons
d = thickness of denim jacket worn by the window-opener, measured in status quos
w = daily amount of non-window-opening work done by window-opener
y = yellowness of hair of window opener
as w always equals 0 the solution to the equation is always infinity.
newton: that’s what i hate most about felders. opening windows w-lly-nilly.
hovis: its not as random as it appears. he can’t embark on his window-opening tours without first solving the feldman equation.
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