Felibrity
a cat who has garnered adequate notariety through social media, youtube or television appearances. examples of current felibrities would be grumpy cat, l’il bub, that cat that saved her little boy from a random dog attack and many others.
“if the internet had been around 30 years ago morris the cat would’ve been an epic felibrity!”
“why are you waiting on your cat hand and foot?”
“cuz ever since i posted that youtube video of her sleeping in the bathroom sink she thinks she’s a frickin’ felibrity!”
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