flossing the balls


using a towel, firmly gripped in both hands positioned anterior and posterior, to dry one’s t-st-cl-s in a sawing motion. often done while hunched over or one leg propped up on a bench to facilitate proper hand placement.
just got done flossing the b-lls. now to slather some gold bond medicated lotion on these babies.

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