fell in the river
there are four different terms for fell/falling in the river
actually falling into a river
p-ssing out after drinking way too much at a party
getting wasted
tripping and falling in a spectacular way
dude, judy’s sister just fell in the river, now she’s mad and soaking wet
last night i fell in the river at steve’s bachelor party, my hangover is killing me!
watch that chick over there on the corner of the bar, she’s trying to fall in the river with whiskey shots
sam fell in the river after tripping over an imaginary water hose by the corner of his house, the garbage bag he was carrying burst open and paper went flying everywhere
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