Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down
commonly used phrase referencing the degree to which an individual is considered unattractive. possibly a regional colloquialism used in the oklahoma area.
billy bob: “geez! that woman with the balding patte, bulbous nose, black front teeth, and tattoo of ‘i like it rough,’ sure is ugly!”
billy roy: “she sure has a flabby gut, and that backside ain’t too perty neither!”
billy billy: “boys, that there gal fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!”
(adj.) a term used to describe an immensely ugly person, usually referring to members of the other s-x.
the ugly tree being the source of ugly people (to grow on the ugly tree like a fruit etc. is to be of undesirable appearance).
bob: (points to a female) good lord my dear man, take a gander at yonder female, she is quite hideous i do protest!
bruce: (in disgust) i must agree old chap, poor lady seems to have fallen out of the ugly tree!
bob: i would go as far as to say she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
bob and bruce: (both scoff)
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