Fellatio Ratio
in a s-xual relationship, the overall ratio of f-ll-t– performed to c-nn-l-ng-s.
dave: yo man, my girl just dumped me. i don’t know where i went wrong.
jeremiah: what was your f-ll-t– ratio?
dave: it was about 1 to 4
jeremiah: well, there’s your problem. it should be 1:2 at a minimum. 1:1 is ideal. you need to satisfy your woman, playa.
dave: but it strains my neck!
the ratio of females to males at any given point in time.
chris bees walked into the party and was super-stoked about the f-ll-t– ratio as he barked, “i’m tots gonna cops some domski tonight bro!”.
at a large gathering or party, the ratio of hoes to bros.
dude its a total sausage fest here, the f-ll-t– ratio is shot to h-ll
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