Fellatio Tuesday
in an attempt to increase the longevity and stability of marriage a national movement has started. f-ll-t– tuesday acts in the model of “ride your bike to work day” or “christmas” where on the first tuesday of each month wives world wide show their appreciation and love for their husbands with oral pleasure.
wife: honey, its f-ll-t– tuesday and i got you a bl-w j-b
husband: thank you honey, but i did not get you anything.
wife: you didn’t have to, its all about you today…
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