Fellatiomandibular Joint Syndrome
condition of the jaw and surrounding structures, causing pain and dysfunction in the muscles that control jaw movement, resulting from excessive indulgence in performing oral s-x on men and/or other male species.
doctor: “not to worry mrs. johnson, the test results show that it’s only f-ll-t–mandibular joint syndrome, not a fractured vertabra as you feared. i’ll be delicate in my report so as not to alert mr. johnson of what a freak you are.”
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