felony boner


s-xual arousal that occurs when commiting a felony-level act or imagining doing so. often s-xual in nature but is not limited to s-xual deviancy. other examples include: armed robbery, large-scale vandalism, grand conspiracy and multiple situations including both drugs and alcohol.
dude…. selling sh-t to minors in a school zone makes my sh-t hard, felony b-n-r bruh!

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