felony shoes


common term for athletic shoes, so called because of their obvious popularity with busy criminals needing a low cost means of escape. nothing destroys the credibility of a “cop show” on tv faster than having the fat, middle aged, dress-shoe wearing white hero run down a twenty year-old black dude in tennis shoes. channel clicker, do your stuff….
p-ssing pedestrian:”my, that looks like o.j. creeping down that alley in black pants, jacket, watch-cap and felony shoes. nah, couldn’t be….

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