Felony Speed
exceeding the posted speed limit by such a large margin that if clocked by the authorities, your “speeding ticket,” involves a bailbondsman, a lawyer and an impound fee. exceptions include: a pregnant woman giving birth and any wound requiring more than 12 st-tches to either yourself or a p-ssenger (both are valid only when enroute to a hospital).
felony speed.” ex: driving 116mph in a 65mph zone and getting clocked on radar by police. double points on your license if it was in a construction zone. you can’t talk your way out of a ticket if the officer has his gun drawn and is performing a “felony stop.”
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