feltbeats
biggest tool on earth who writes of stroking his girlfriend publicly; gay person in denial.
“hey stacy, did you see what bob wrote on facebook?”
“oh my god, he is so feltbeats”
tom felton’s “one man band”‘s name. he composed many songs on his guitar, found on youtube, mysp-ce, and his website feltbeats.com
“omg wth is feltbeats?”
“songs made by the hottest guy in the world :)”
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