Feltcher


a person who drinks c-m from his/her partner’s -sshole usually via an auxillary aparatus such as a straw or radiator hose.
“i walked in on my father feltching his bowling partner.”
man who performs -n-l intercourse and then inserts a straw into the -n-s and sucks it back out.
one who is a feltcher and feltches.
generally a person who drinks a fresh load out of someone elses -sshole with a straw.

it is recently discovered that feltching has become an emo practice.
feltcher emo “your never sad enough to drink your own c-m out of your mates -ss”
you have -n-l s-x with a female (or male if that’s your preference) then she (or he) farts the c-m back out into your mouth. upon doing so you drink it all.
dude last night i gave steve’s mom a feltcher
a feltcher is someone who like’s to lick his own c-m from another’s -ss hole
i work with a guy named zach, and he is a feltcher…
one who after sucking c-m out of his partner’s -ss will exchange it with him orally.
“the sick b-st-rd was feltching with his gay lover”
the act of orally retreiving your s-m-n from another males -n-l cavity
your gay, do you feltch with ya man ho.

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