Fema Name


the fake name that alleged katrina “victims” use to get undeserved benefits from we taxpayers. this bit of slang is heard all over the gulf coast and i’m happily surprised to be the first to submit it.
” my real name is akbar mohammed and i live in shreveport. but my fema name is john johnson, life-time resident of new orleans.”

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