Female Apology


the ancient and still present artform of a female getting something completely wrong but never actually being able to apologise for it.

instead they will just be nice to you for a prolonged amount of time hoping that they’ll make you forget about their faux pas without being humbled enough to say “sorry”.
so how did it go last night?

it was ok, i didn’t get an apology.

how is that ok, she was completely out of line!

it’s ok because i got the female apology, enjoyed the lack of nagging so much i forgot why i was mad at her in the first place.

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