female logic
an oxymoron of the greatest magnitude.
male logic (or just plain logic) follows a direct path, clearly tying the consequences of action to the actor. female logic doesn’t follow a direct path. female logic always contains a patsie, something to blame her actions on just in case something goes wrong. this is why whenever a girl screws up, it’s never her fault – she’s used female logic to cover her -ss.
essentially, female logic is to do whatever you want and then justify it with unrelated bullsh-t excuses after the fact. it’s actually reverse logic.
male logic applied:
i’ve got a girlfriend, but i want to sleep with this hot chick. i’ll just f-ck her then lie if i get caught.
-gets caught next day-
“i didn’t f-ck her.” -gets confronted with evidence-
“sh-t!”
female logic applied:
i want to sleep with that guy, but i have a boyfriend. i’ll get drunk and flirt with him. that way, if we have s-x i can blame it on him or the alcohol (2 patsies) instead of me being a cheating wh-r-.
-gets caught next day-
“well it wasn’t my fault because he was h-tting on me while i was drunk, and i told him you’re my boyfriend, but he kept coming on to me. i was too drunk to know what was going on and it just kinda happened…” -crying hysterically-
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