Female Sprawl
when a woman on public transit uses the seat and/or seats next to her to store her purse, handbag, backpack, etc in complete and utter disregard for the actual paying customers of said public transit that are left standing because their coach bag is too expensive to put on the floor.
i was on the bus the other day and a lady had her purse taking up the two seats next to her, in typical female sprawl fashion. i politely asked her if she could move it and she refused. i then told her that if it doesnt have a f-cking ticket, i’m sitting on it.
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