Femerection
the emergence of intense s-xual desire in a woman, similar to the pulsating longing caused by a man’s b-n-r.
girl #1: i can’t watch glee. every single boy on that show is so freakin’ hot … it’s just frustrating!
girl #2: so what? it’s eye candy, just enjoy it.
girl#1: you don’t understand. i get like the biggest femerection, and if i watch for too long it’s blue ovaries for sure.
girl #2: holy cow.
girl #1: don’t judge me. are you telling me if you had a d-ck you wouldn’t put it in matthew morrison? i would put my lady d-ck in him so hard…
girl #2: i think we should spend less time together.
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