femidget


a female midget. officially considered to be a female dwarf. usually any human being with a v-g-n- that is under 4 feet tall but over 12 years old.
john: peep that femidget over there. the b-tch be trying to reach the doorkn-b all mofuggin afternoon.
steve: cool. she’s such a shetard.

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