femlet
a new age take on the mullet. no longer seen as trashy, but being grasped by todays young society. the femlet is seen anywhere from metros-xuals to runways and everything in between. it consists of shorter hair on top that is thinned and very chunky, there may be track lines on one side slightly above the ear(straight cuts from hair clipper also called steps). the back is then thinned and textured with a razor as well. the whole cut consists of large amounts of hair product and it may also be paired with a faux hawk.
“mysp-ce is crawling with femlets”
“did you see the hairstyles on the runways? all femlets!”
“cut the top, leave the back, i want a cl-ssy femlet”
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