Femolly Jonbomb


the act of one person(usually a female, or “femolly”) sitting on the lap of another person and defecating through their open legs into a toilet. variations include the subst-tution of a toilet for a person’s face, or small animal.
“this is the last straw. go get yo’ girlfriend, we’re going to femolly jonbomb on his face.”

“i was thinking we could spice up our s-x life. let’s try a femolly jonbomb after dinner tonight.”

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