Femustache
a female mustache.
a dense grouping of hair on the upper lip of a female. often seen on hispanic or italian women with poor grooming skills.
common causes are: lack of self worth, lesbianism, and a fearful or apathetic disposition toward ‘waxing’
bro #1: “holy sh-t dude, that woman has more hair on her lip than yosemite sam!”
bro #2: “oh, gross! yup, she definitely has a femustache!
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