someone who will say anything to avoid rocking the boat. they will go against their own morals and standards to make statements to please others. they shouldn’t be trusted and confiding in them isn’t a good idea. they are liked by many due to the fact they always have good things to say, but are not trusted by the smart ones who have figured them out. fence riders are phony b-tt kissers. we all know a few, most are politicians.
wow!..you look great in that dress!
omg!..doesn’t she look awful in that dress!
it’s not a matter of them not being able to make up their mind, fence riders say what’s needed/wanted to be heard.
bis-xual men or women
she plays both sides of the fence..best of both s-xual worlds..shes a fence rider..bet u can hit
someone who takes both sides in a diplomatic confrontation.
two people get into a disagreement. a third person tries to make peace. the third person, the fence rider, will speak good or bad things towards each of the two keeping everything equal. see both sides of the argument. sometimes used in a negative sense, meaning that you can not depend on this person to support your argument.
he’ll never take sides, he’s a fence rider!
- Fence shaker
someone (most likely male) at an open house inspection is not there to buy but will look up and down the boundary line while giving the fence a shake. pretending to know something about property. going to your next open house inspection and look for the guy who shakes the back fence. the fence shaker […]
when a male m-st-rb-t-s while sitting down on a toilet having a dump. it relates to the idea that he’s pumping oil (poo) out of his behind with his p-n-s. “hey gary, let’s sneak in the toilet and take a picture of eric having a dump!” “yeh!”.. ..”oh sh-t man he’s oil-pumping!”
- cum butt
when the male -j-c-l-t-s in the v-g-n- and continues thrusting to finish off the female causing -j-c-l-t- to leak out into her gluteal cleft dave -j-c-l-t-d prematurely into laura and he kept pumping and juice started coming out causing laura to have a very c-mmy c-m b-tt. a pool of boy juices in a male […]
- cum cookie
when a group of males get together and all proceed to m-st-rb-t- and blow their loads onto a cookie. the last person to -j-c-l-t- has to eat the cookie. can be also done in a tournement like fashion. when we played c-m cookie jim blew last and had to eat the cookie. when a group […]
someone who works to make other people gay and f-glike “dude, just major in f-gmotology and become a f-gmotologist”