fenton high school
the school where we compete in sports that we actually suck at. like football and basketball. the only team good is our special olympics and that says a lot. the kids juul and hit carties in the bathroom as a “bathroom break” from cl-ss. n-body even knows that this school exists but it’s okay because the kids are all f-cking lame and can’t throw parties for sh-t. everyone in bensenville might as well just live in elmhurst since that’s where everyone hangs out and tries to suck d-ck.all the girls wear crocs, leggings, and some lulu lemon bullsh-t and think they’re hot sh-t. the guys wear these ugly blue jumpsuits during the season and make them look like complete idiots. anyways what the f-ck is a bison?
kid 1 : yo let’s slide to that party the girl from fenton high school is throwing!
kid 2 : nah g that sh-ts popped, i’m going to elmhurst instead
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